2013. március 8., péntek

Only Give Yourself

Ladies and Gentlemen,

suus 'discerpens cor meum
cum praesens sum apud vos
quando autem nos sunt absque
ego id sentio
et non referre, quid ego facere
sentio dolorem
cum vel sine vobis

infantem ego non intellego
unde non solum amantes
rerum sunt exire foras manu
vos tendo nimium
sed infantem possumus non lucror

si vis puella
me scire
ego autem deorsum in genua mea
non possum accipere eam amplius

suus 'discerpens cor meum
cum praesens sum apud vos
quando autem nos sunt absque
ego id sentio
et non referre, quid ego facere
sentio dolorem
cum vel sine vobis

infantem non recte sentientibus
quid conabor, ut nuntiarem tibi
in angulo mentis meae
infantem vos sentio ut si concurrentibus vobis e tempore

dimittite eam ut vadat
si vis puella
me scire
ego autem deorsum in genua mea
non possum accipere eam amplius

suus 'discerpens cor meum
cum praesens sum apud vos
quando autem nos sunt absque
ego id sentio
et non referre, quid ego facere
sentio dolorem
cum vel sine vobis

Best wishes, Eucalyptus


2013. március 7., csütörtök

YES!

Ladies and Gentlemen,

In this Blog Post I collected some Maybach humour such as my ideas for an update of the Maybach interior... I have the feeling that the official website of the Maybach Manufacture is remaining online, at least because of me...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team







Boeing 747-8 Intercontinental - Being Stupid

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Suppose you fly by a hypersonic jet from Paris to New York... Maybe such hyper-jets exist already, maybe not... It must be a huge disappointment when you expect a hypersonic flight and you travel on a conventional subsonic aircraft instead... If nobody wants to deceive you then the difference between expectation and reality must occur because time passes by slower in inertial systems traveling at very high speeds than in inertial systems standing compared to them...

The question is when do you arrive in New York? Do you fly at the speed of the aircraft for outer observers or do you fly at the speed that you experience? Let's say the flight starts at 9.00 AM and it takes one hour... That means you arrive in New York at 10.00 AM according to Western European time and 5.00 AM according to New York time... However if you experience a flight of 10 hours then you arrive in New York at 19.00 PM according to Western European time and 14.00 PM according to New York time - still good...

Opinions on Concorde vary as well: " Concorde crosses the Atlantic Ocean in 2 hours..." "Concorde crosses the Atlantic Ocean in 3 hours..." "Concorde crosses the Atlantic Ocean in 5 hours..." Of course, you lose your interest in technological marvels after a while...

And then, when you are questioned when your next airplane (with the fluttering wings) departs you can answer: "I think I have one more hour left..." Which is sexual...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team



2013. március 6., szerda

Boeing 747-8 Intercontinental - Forgiveness

Ladies and Gentlemen,

As I heard the Boeing 747 is an aircraft that provides you with more pleasure when you fly it as a pilot than when you fly it as a passenger... Among what conditions does a Boeing 747-8 Intercontinental make a sense?

a) You can buy the Boeing 747-8 Freighter and then the pilots both have joy and make themselves useful...
b) You can buy the Boeing 747-8 Intercontinental VIP and thus you have a fancy mobile home...
c) You can buy the passenger version of the new Jumbo Jet of Boeing if you want to become a superpower of aviation...
d) You can also say that 2 Boeing 747-8 Intercontinental airplanes are enough for the entire nation...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team



How Big Is A Thermonuclear Bomb

Ladies and Gentlemen,

I think the size of a thermonuclear bomb depends only on the size of the nuclear bomb within... Because already 2 hydrogen atoms can merge if the circumstances force them...

How small can a nuclear bomb be? The critical mass is about the amount of plutonium that causes a nearly natural atomic explosion... Not natural means that you make a machine out of the plutonium and you ray it with neutrons... Or you let 2 atoms of plutonium collide with an immense power etc.

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team




2013. március 2., szombat

The Magic Of Aston Martin March 2nd 2013

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Smiling as a modern part of life can be also measured... The below scale is based on much, much experience and feed-back...

a) smiley,
b) open-air smile,
c) smile for a video clip,
d) gangnam smile,
e) the power of smile 1,
f) the power of smile 2,
g) café,
h) bunch of roses,
i) welcoming,
j) intimate,
k) shy,
l) smile with tongue...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team


Expectations From Hydrogen

Ladies and Gentlemen,

It is March 2nd 2013 and the Sun is bursting already very intensely - especially compared to the long winters of the previous years... You may think that the greenhouse-effect is going to destroy life on Earth... With 10 billion humans on the planet this fear might grow huge in a person and you may think that most of the earthly population consists of monsters...

We know already that we have nearly endless amounts of crude oil as it is being reproduced at the sea-shores continuously... However the interaction of humans with nature may lead to a natural disaster in the atmosphere... You call such situations "the over-thriving of nature" - for example when a house close to the jungle is abandoned and being destroyed by the plants...

Obviously, the beginning with the hydrogen-business was a solution for the problem... The usage of hydrogen in vehicles in industrial quantities could reduce greenhouse-effect and the temperature of the atmosphere... The production of hydrogen and its usage would create an artificial environment but you believe that humans have got a place on Earth - this time because they have to tame the forces of nature...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team