Dear ...
I'm on a holiday in ... The sky is blue, the mountains are picturesque and the sea is only ... km away.
The way to here
a) by train,
b) by airplane,
c) by car
was long and exhausting. Unfortunately, I forgot the ... at home, please send it after me. The local people are nice, especially one guy/girl.
Yesterday I saw the ruins of the ..., and on Saturday we are going to the disco club. I sometimes feel a little home-sick and I'm thinking a lot of you.
I have also attached a picture of the famous ...
Kisses, ...
status monitor of the King of the Sun - luxury, wellness and fun in space, all actual
2013. január 30., szerda
2013. január 24., csütörtök
Fairy Tale About The Grandmother-Reflex
Ladies and Gentlemen,
Once upon a time, the 3 billionaires, Röfi, Töfi and Böfi were visiting their grand-mothers... The 3 grand-mothers were very happy over the visit and they reacted like this:
The grand-mother of Röfi baked the favourite cake of the 3 billionaires (from a cooking receipt)...
The grand-mother of Töfi invited the 3 billionaires to take a seat...
The grand-mother of Böfi explained the guests about the horrors of the war...
"Grand-mother," asked Röfi, "do we have a magic well, too?"
"Certainly!" answered the grand-mother of Röfi and she showed the 3 billionaires the oil rig in the back yard...
The next story will lead us to outer space...
Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team
Once upon a time, the 3 billionaires, Röfi, Töfi and Böfi were visiting their grand-mothers... The 3 grand-mothers were very happy over the visit and they reacted like this:
The grand-mother of Röfi baked the favourite cake of the 3 billionaires (from a cooking receipt)...
The grand-mother of Töfi invited the 3 billionaires to take a seat...
The grand-mother of Böfi explained the guests about the horrors of the war...
"Grand-mother," asked Röfi, "do we have a magic well, too?"
"Certainly!" answered the grand-mother of Röfi and she showed the 3 billionaires the oil rig in the back yard...
The next story will lead us to outer space...
Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team
2013. január 19., szombat
On The National Day Of Service
Ladies and Gentlemen,
Malawi is the poorest county of the world with injustice, material hardship and diseases... Madonna decided to raise this country first of all by her public education program... Knowledge is good both for individuals and their county...
This is only simple ration... The miracle is the lots of voluntary work by the adults of Malawi, the donations for the Raising Malawi Foundation and the happiness of the children...
Now it is also clear why some men and women become so immensely famous and powerful... Your influence enables you to be even more altruistic than the average... With her extremely fruitful arts and her charities Madonna is already a historical personality and I hope she is an example for the upcoming generations...
Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team
Malawi is the poorest county of the world with injustice, material hardship and diseases... Madonna decided to raise this country first of all by her public education program... Knowledge is good both for individuals and their county...
This is only simple ration... The miracle is the lots of voluntary work by the adults of Malawi, the donations for the Raising Malawi Foundation and the happiness of the children...
Now it is also clear why some men and women become so immensely famous and powerful... Your influence enables you to be even more altruistic than the average... With her extremely fruitful arts and her charities Madonna is already a historical personality and I hope she is an example for the upcoming generations...
Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team
2013. január 18., péntek
The Baby's Blog - Summer University
Ladies and Gentlemen,
What you can study at the Summer University of Denver:
a) wellness,
b) mathematics,
c) aerial and space flight,
d) business,
e) rhetoric and
f) arts...
The Pope of Denver has sacred our courses as well as our teachers...
Space vunde gurunam!
Madonna be with you!
Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team
What you can study at the Summer University of Denver:
a) wellness,
b) mathematics,
c) aerial and space flight,
d) business,
e) rhetoric and
f) arts...
The Pope of Denver has sacred our courses as well as our teachers...
Space vunde gurunam!
Madonna be with you!
Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team
2013. január 16., szerda
Fairy Tale About Frustration
Ladies and Gentlemen,
Once upon a time, the 3 billionaires, Röfi, Töfi and Böfi dissolved... This happened because one of them refused to speak for over 12 years... The others meant that he didn't want to be their friend any more so everybody was looking for company on his own...
At a men's location where they were looking for company they saw the following schedule:
SATURDAY AND SUNDAY: Weekend madness
MONDAY: Day of youth
TUESDAY: Women's day
WEDNESDAY: Day of discount
THURSDAY: Day of fetish
FRIDAY: Day of darkness
So the 3 billionaires were running in 3 different directions... According to my feelings, Röfi, Töfi and Böfi were brought home by their drivers who had the profession to deliver the guys into their villa...
The next story will lead us to the magic well again...
Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team
Once upon a time, the 3 billionaires, Röfi, Töfi and Böfi dissolved... This happened because one of them refused to speak for over 12 years... The others meant that he didn't want to be their friend any more so everybody was looking for company on his own...
At a men's location where they were looking for company they saw the following schedule:
SATURDAY AND SUNDAY: Weekend madness
MONDAY: Day of youth
TUESDAY: Women's day
WEDNESDAY: Day of discount
THURSDAY: Day of fetish
FRIDAY: Day of darkness
So the 3 billionaires were running in 3 different directions... According to my feelings, Röfi, Töfi and Böfi were brought home by their drivers who had the profession to deliver the guys into their villa...
The next story will lead us to the magic well again...
Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team
2013. január 14., hétfő
The 3 Billionaires Are Rolling On
Ladies and Gentlemen,
Once upon a time, the 3 billionaires, Röfi, Töfi and Böfi decided to eternize their most beautiful memories of the past week...
Röfi added a picture of the Red Bull factory:
Töfi added a picture of a euro pallet of Red Bull:
Böfi added a picture of Sebastian Vettel:
Below you can see a picture of Mary, the computer...
Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team
Once upon a time, the 3 billionaires, Röfi, Töfi and Böfi decided to eternize their most beautiful memories of the past week...
Röfi added a picture of the Red Bull factory:
Töfi added a picture of a euro pallet of Red Bull:
Böfi added a picture of Sebastian Vettel:
Below you can see a picture of Mary, the computer...
Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team
2013. január 9., szerda
The 3 Billionaires And The Subway
Ladies and Gentlemen,
Once upon a time, the 3 billionaires, Röfi, Töfi and Böfi wanted to celebrate the 150th birthday of the underground railway in London... They configured a Rolls-Royce Phantom on this occasion because they always celebrate like that... They agreed to call the car Mary - out of practical reasons...
They only couldn't agree with what kind of energy drink they should slurp...
"The one that makes you blind?" asked Röfi...
"The one that makes your hands shiver?" asked Töfi...
"The one that makes your brain decay?" asked Böfi...
So they drank all different kinds of energy drinks... At the end of the party they were dancing around the Spirit of Ecstasy, they meant that they looked good, their hands were shivering and they had no brains... Let's just leave them alone for a while...
In the pictures below you can see Mary, the Rolls-Royce...
Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team
Once upon a time, the 3 billionaires, Röfi, Töfi and Böfi wanted to celebrate the 150th birthday of the underground railway in London... They configured a Rolls-Royce Phantom on this occasion because they always celebrate like that... They agreed to call the car Mary - out of practical reasons...
They only couldn't agree with what kind of energy drink they should slurp...
"The one that makes you blind?" asked Röfi...
"The one that makes your hands shiver?" asked Töfi...
"The one that makes your brain decay?" asked Böfi...
So they drank all different kinds of energy drinks... At the end of the party they were dancing around the Spirit of Ecstasy, they meant that they looked good, their hands were shivering and they had no brains... Let's just leave them alone for a while...
In the pictures below you can see Mary, the Rolls-Royce...
Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team
2013. január 7., hétfő
Fairy Tale About Anger
Ladies and Gentlemen,
Once upon a time, the 3 billionaires, Röfi, Töfi and Böfi got pissed-off...
In psychology there is a well-known story about schizophrenia... A simple female secretary claimed to have found out a formula that can solve all problems of the world... The psychiatrists said as this was obviously impossible that she suffered from schizophrenia - although the secretary can have quite a normal life...
"They didn't even look at the formula?" asked Röfi...
"They didn't even look at the formula?" asked Töfi...
"They didn't even look at the formula?" asked Böfi...
I am very sorry but I used to think that the story is about another famous and silly woman...
I would like to ask The Rolls-Royce Motor Cars Company to reassure themselves...
Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team
Once upon a time, the 3 billionaires, Röfi, Töfi and Böfi got pissed-off...
In psychology there is a well-known story about schizophrenia... A simple female secretary claimed to have found out a formula that can solve all problems of the world... The psychiatrists said as this was obviously impossible that she suffered from schizophrenia - although the secretary can have quite a normal life...
"They didn't even look at the formula?" asked Röfi...
"They didn't even look at the formula?" asked Töfi...
"They didn't even look at the formula?" asked Böfi...
I am very sorry but I used to think that the story is about another famous and silly woman...
I would like to ask The Rolls-Royce Motor Cars Company to reassure themselves...
Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team
Fairy Tale About Enlightenment
Ladies and Gentlemen,
Once upon a time, the 3 billionaires, Röfi, Töfi and Böfi were enlightened... They preached like that:
1) Existential fears cannot be taken away by psychotherapy... You need a working place and some human relationships in order to get rid of existential fears... You need many other institutions, too for the good life...
2) Human relationships are more than psychotherapy... For example, you can listen to your friend or family member without end...
3) "You are responsible for what you tamed..." (Antoine de Saint-Exupéry) You can see a picture of the writer below...
The next story will be about Rolls-Royce...
Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team
Once upon a time, the 3 billionaires, Röfi, Töfi and Böfi were enlightened... They preached like that:
1) Existential fears cannot be taken away by psychotherapy... You need a working place and some human relationships in order to get rid of existential fears... You need many other institutions, too for the good life...
2) Human relationships are more than psychotherapy... For example, you can listen to your friend or family member without end...
3) "You are responsible for what you tamed..." (Antoine de Saint-Exupéry) You can see a picture of the writer below...
The next story will be about Rolls-Royce...
Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team
2013. január 6., vasárnap
Fairy Tale About Self-Consciousness
Ladies and Gentlemen,
Once upon a time, the 3 billionaires, Röfi, Töfi and Böfi were thinking about the meaning of their life, financial consulting and growth... They assembled the following list:
1) Your opinion about anything shouldn't be offensive or off-topic... This is necessary so that you don't even do all intellectual work in the world...
2) About the military:
a) follow the signs without going crazy,
b) don't communicate with fascists and
c) never ever have sex alone...
This is necessary so that you lead others and not conversely...
3) Basically, you should accept what you are given... Your enemies don't present anything to you...
This is good if you still happen to lose your fortune...
The next story is about Rolls-Royce...
Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team
Once upon a time, the 3 billionaires, Röfi, Töfi and Böfi were thinking about the meaning of their life, financial consulting and growth... They assembled the following list:
1) Your opinion about anything shouldn't be offensive or off-topic... This is necessary so that you don't even do all intellectual work in the world...
2) About the military:
a) follow the signs without going crazy,
b) don't communicate with fascists and
c) never ever have sex alone...
This is necessary so that you lead others and not conversely...
3) Basically, you should accept what you are given... Your enemies don't present anything to you...
This is good if you still happen to lose your fortune...
The next story is about Rolls-Royce...
Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team
2013. január 5., szombat
Fairy Tale About World Peace
Ladies and Gentlemen,
Once upon a time, the 3 billionaires, Röfi, Töfi and Böfi were sitting in their bunker and wondering if the missiles should be deployed or not...
Röfi was for deploying the missiles...
Töfi said: "I have a better idea... There should be super-fast luxury cars for VIPs - as there are very important persons in life... There should be a 1st class on airplanes - as there is a Royalty in the world... Such as there should be designer clothes - as there are women in the world, too... This is going to protect us..."
Böfi said he didn't know...
The joke of the day: "What separates an alcoholic from a nymphomaniac?" "The door of the cockpit..."
The next story will lead us to even more success...
Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team
Once upon a time, the 3 billionaires, Röfi, Töfi and Böfi were sitting in their bunker and wondering if the missiles should be deployed or not...
Röfi was for deploying the missiles...
Töfi said: "I have a better idea... There should be super-fast luxury cars for VIPs - as there are very important persons in life... There should be a 1st class on airplanes - as there is a Royalty in the world... Such as there should be designer clothes - as there are women in the world, too... This is going to protect us..."
Böfi said he didn't know...
The joke of the day: "What separates an alcoholic from a nymphomaniac?" "The door of the cockpit..."
The next story will lead us to even more success...
Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team
2013. január 4., péntek
Fairy Tale About The Oak Tree
Ladies and Gentlemen,
Once upon a time, there were 3 billionaires living in an oak tree, right in the middle of the magic forest... These 3 billionaires had somehow Hungarian names: Röfi, Töfi and Böfi...
The oak tree was extraordinary huge: the 3 billionaires had their own rooms within, with bathrooms, a kitchen and a living room... There was an elevator in the oak tree, too - that's how Röfi, Töfi and Böfi could move between the stories... Between the branches they had hammocks where they could sleep in the summer...
Next to the oak tree, there was a river where the nuclear power plant of the 3 billionaires could cool out... They needed a nuclear power plant because there was a bunker underneath the oak tree... In this bunker there was a full-size swimming pool, a garage, a restaurant and other accommodations, of course... The 3 billionaires had such a bunker because they were a little bit paranoid...
Outside, in the magic forest there were no three-headed dragons, no bears, no volcanos since long... But in the mountains around the magic forest there was a ski-ragion... Röfi, Töfi and Böfi thought: people who are crazy enough to rush down the mountain side at speeds of over 70 km/h are capable of other insane things, too... That's why they had to build the bunker...
Next time, I am going to tell you a story about the missile shield...
Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team
Once upon a time, there were 3 billionaires living in an oak tree, right in the middle of the magic forest... These 3 billionaires had somehow Hungarian names: Röfi, Töfi and Böfi...
The oak tree was extraordinary huge: the 3 billionaires had their own rooms within, with bathrooms, a kitchen and a living room... There was an elevator in the oak tree, too - that's how Röfi, Töfi and Böfi could move between the stories... Between the branches they had hammocks where they could sleep in the summer...
Next to the oak tree, there was a river where the nuclear power plant of the 3 billionaires could cool out... They needed a nuclear power plant because there was a bunker underneath the oak tree... In this bunker there was a full-size swimming pool, a garage, a restaurant and other accommodations, of course... The 3 billionaires had such a bunker because they were a little bit paranoid...
Outside, in the magic forest there were no three-headed dragons, no bears, no volcanos since long... But in the mountains around the magic forest there was a ski-ragion... Röfi, Töfi and Böfi thought: people who are crazy enough to rush down the mountain side at speeds of over 70 km/h are capable of other insane things, too... That's why they had to build the bunker...
Next time, I am going to tell you a story about the missile shield...
Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team
Fairy Tale About The Oasis
Ladies and Gentlemen,
Once upon a time, the 3 billionaires, Röfi, Töfi and Böfi were thundering down from Kuwait to Dubai... They caught themselves at having the intention to bequest their knowledge to others... For example, it might be interesting how you can become so successful...
"Relax more!" meant Röfi...
"Do more sports!" meant Töfi...
"Work more!" meant Böfi...
The proclamation of the 3 billionaires can be found online... The joke of the day:
"What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?"
"Claustrophobic!"
Source: Jokes.com That's how the 3 billionaires arrived at the Oasis of Knowledge...
Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team
Once upon a time, the 3 billionaires, Röfi, Töfi and Böfi were thundering down from Kuwait to Dubai... They caught themselves at having the intention to bequest their knowledge to others... For example, it might be interesting how you can become so successful...
"Relax more!" meant Röfi...
"Do more sports!" meant Töfi...
"Work more!" meant Böfi...
The proclamation of the 3 billionaires can be found online... The joke of the day:
"What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?"
"Claustrophobic!"
Source: Jokes.com That's how the 3 billionaires arrived at the Oasis of Knowledge...
Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team
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