The Baby's Blog - In The Cloud

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Let me introduce my latest invention to you: the steam bath for women...

It is commonly misunderstood that women don't get dirty because they remain home... This is definitely not true on the long run... What if she does batik or pottery or the shopping?

I think the steam bath for women can solve the above problem... Next to the relaxing effect it cleans the skin just like well-known face steamers - but on the entire body... Black-heads and pimples are over and what's more your skin gains a beautiful and blooming surface...

The treatment can be amended by active agents like aloe, camomile or various other herbs and scents... Female steam bathes can be designed for only one person because of the enhanced experience...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Tax Modifications For The Year 2013

Ladies and Gentlemen,

The New Wolfinger-Boeing Tax (NWBT) is going to be modified crucially as follows:

1) The NWBT is not going to support the space research any more because space research will be an enterprise that is funded out of many serious resources... Such as: family investments, stately investments or own incomes...

2) In the future the NWBT is going to support people whose ability to work is limited because of their sexual orientation... Experience shows that nothing is more important than sexual life however it can cause at least a temporary change of the ability to work...

3) According to the Constitution nobody should be discriminated because of his or her sexual orientation...

4) The NWBT cannot be replaced by other taxes, for example the Church Tax...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Boeing 747-8 Intercontinental - Top Cat

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Actually I am sitting in Hungary in my room and I am browsing the web on the most versatile topics... You may think that it is a daring idea to write so much about the Boeing 747-8 Intercontinental I only know from the media... The truth is that I still belong to the few people who know this marvellous airplane the most...

Let's deal a little with the future of railways... When all railways are operated on the basis of the Transrapid (maximum speeds of over 800 km/h are possible) in a far future how can passenger trains and express trains be stipulated with each other? I have a solution: passenger trains and express trains need to use 2 entirely different systems of tracks... So that passenger trains can stop at every station and be slow and express trains can skip stations and be fast... Yes, this means twice as much railway infrastructure than nowadays...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

The Rookie Humorist - NASA

Ladies and Gentlemen,

NASA have found the eldest Galaxy of the universe... Here you have a picture of it...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Autumn Works On The Fields

Ladies and Gentlemen,

The title is very exciting but let's skip to the quiz question of the day:

If there live approx. 100 million people in a vast country and over 80 millions of them travel each day then how can they travel to over 80 million destinations so that they don't collide?

The explanation must be the sum of the following:

• you can bundle travelers to the fiber of a train, a highway etc.
• a train carries up 800 passengers, on a section of a highway there can be thousands of cars etc.
• of course, the traffic spreads over the whole day and so on...

Perhaps they collide a little bit... What is the advantage of knowing people so closely? Obviously you don't ask your acquaintances for money for a dish of soup...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

General Store

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Here you have a couple of images of the new 2012 Maserati Quatroporte... The car is as beautiful as before and the changes seem to be marginal... The design became more modern and fit for the next 10 years... Congratulations, Maserati!

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Boeing 747-8 Intercontinental - Let The Numbers Speak

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Yesterday Aeroflot took delivery of its 100th Airbus aircraft: an Airbus A330-300... This an incredible success both of Airbus on the prestigious Russian market and of Russia in the market economy...

My children are Russians, too: there is winter outside but they sit in the warm room and watch TV... Russia is fashion...

In the picture below: Airbus' vision of success and development... Actually The Boeing Company have got other plans...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team