2013. szeptember 3., kedd

The 3 Billionaires And The Most Modest Man Of The World

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Once upon a time, the 3 billionaires Röfi, Töfi and Böfi met the most modest man of the world... At that time everybody who was only able to bought a Mercedes S-class...




While the most modest man of the world drove a Volvo 960 in dark blue... They could see the car by their own eyes... (The most modest man of the world turned his back towards them...)




Röfi said: "Wow..."
Böfi said: "He has got style..."
Töfi said: "He must have a Mercedes S-class at home as well..."

Actually they haven't been able to elaborate the event until now...

Thank you for the idea!

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

With The Greatest Of Ease

Ladies and Gentlemen,

The concept of a mobile sauna is ready... It is just as discreet as conventional saunas built out of bricks and concrete and of course, it is also weather-resistant...

Mobile sauna:


Usage of a mobile sauna:

1) you hold a pine wood stick (of a length of approx. 20 cms) forward,
2) you and your friend(s) look around and when nobody is near you throw the pine wood stick behind,
3) you and your friend(s) hug,
4) you can spend the rest of time at a motel...

Warning!

1) Do not saw the piece of wood by yourself to size but buy pine wood sticks of a length of approx. 20 cms at a hardware store...
2) There are counterfeits already...

In the picture below: the Amazon river...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team


2013. augusztus 29., csütörtök

Boeing 747-8 Intercontinental - Festivals

Ladies and Gentlemen,

In 10 years I would like to celebrate my birthday with a party open to the general public with the following events:

a) nations' kitchen,
b) group talks,
c) dance workshops,
d) the Air Force One and other famous Jumbo Jet derivates,
e) puppet theatre,
f) the Minister President introduces him- or herself,
g) the projection of one movie of my foster-mother,
i) live concerts,
j) children's corner,
k) everything is bio,
l) honoration of achievements in the field of environmental protection,
m) first aid...

I would like to apologise to the Lord Jesus Christ as well who is only much taller than me when He is standing and I am sitting...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team


2013. augusztus 21., szerda

New Concorde - Give Me Some Time

Ladies and Gentlemen,

A person who has got 10 Million Euros on his or her bank account to spend can be called a Millionaire... He or she can have a supreme class car with a V12-engine, fashionable clothes, a beautiful villa at the Cote D'Azure and he or she can travel to any exciting tourist destinations of the world...

Madonna, the multi-talented superstar used to have 600 Million US Dollars on her bank account after many years of a world-career... Such a big fortune used to be unique to an independent woman...

Then she released her video clip "Secret" in which she sings and walks in Brooklyn, NYC among "simple people..." Next many persons appeared around her and begged her for some financial help... When Madonna refused to give away her savings by little amounts of money her previously trusted employees left her record companies so Madonna went broke financially and lost all of her fortune...

Yes, we are disappointed and we are thinking over the micro-management of our lives and of our companies...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team



2013. augusztus 18., vasárnap

New Concorde - Dream and Reality

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Here you have my latest picture...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team


2013. augusztus 12., hétfő

State Of Emergency August 12th 2013

Ladies and Gentlemen,

I am begging you to leave your homes behind and to move to the Federal State Wisconsin as soon as possible... Wisconsin was chosen by a general purpose computer to provide with a secure area of survival for American citizens... Namely this federal state has the most favourable weather within the USA, it has big resources of water and it is situated in the middle of the country so it can be protected the best...

Please all American citizens participate at the habitation in Wisconsin as human society means the most security for the survival of human beings... Your homes left behind are going to be protected by the military... God bless the USA!

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team




2013. augusztus 10., szombat

Boeing 747-8 Intercontinental - MINIMAX

Ladies and Gentlemen,

MINIMAX, the newest invention of The Boeing Company (also called the final invention) increases man's ability to fly in following terms:

a) physiologically,
b) energetically and
c) physically...

Instead of a detailed description, I would like to present to you a few illustrations:

a) MINIMAX propulsion sound,
b) MINIMAX flight scheme,
c) draft of a first flight test and
d) draft of a controlled flight...

As a first step of the introduction of MINIMAX, the invention (conceptual 2 stages) will be available at The Boeing Store...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team