How To Become A Cosmopolitan?

Ladies and Gentlemen,

What do you need to be a cosmopolitan?

• approx. 3 pieces of real estate around the world (for example 1 city apartment, 1 detached house and 1 piece of real estate in a developing area) so you are globally present with your enterprises,
• 1 private jet (the 1st class of scheduled flights also does) - security,
• up to 10 cars (driver's cars and sports cars) - security,
• home personnel (they are the key to sustain your intellectual life) - an important investment, you can also buy robots

But what kind of venture should you start to earn so much money? You can find this out if you insist on your original personality and if you remain yourself, respectively... (Source: video clips of Madonna and N'SYNC...)

As for the finances: you can get maximally EUR 7,000,000.00 a year per person on your De la Mikula Tax for investment purposes... The new ventures remain properties of the De la Mikula family, the profit belongs to the entrepreneur... If you are interested you can turn to your friendly Local Top Boy/Girl for details...

Listening to music: the album "Life" of Ricky Martin

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Pop-Culture - May 10th 2026

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Sex is there in the Universe in order to replace the nearness of God... This is not a theory of mine but this is a remembrance of life in Heaven...

"Heaven is on the back seat of my Cadillac..." (Elvis Presley)

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Some More German

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Let me tell you 2 beautiful German words... They are not funny, only beautiful...

die Leibesfrucht - it means embryo, but literally translated it means "fruit of the body"

sich versöhnen - it means reconcile (which is also beautiful in English) but literally translated it means "become sons"

Thank you for your attention!

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Royal Life - May 3rd 2026

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Maybe I have changed a little very recently...

I deal less with current affairs and I deal more with things that "you can build a castle out of..." Of course, I don't want to neglect my royal duties and I want to be flexible...

I also do less theoretical work so that I don't move away from reality...

I deal more with my family and I started to learn French again... Eternal values are in...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Old Child, New Scandal

Ladies and Gentlemen,

My high-capacity computer has reviewed the idea of one of my sons about saving money on cars... The computer suggests that my family saves some money on our "allowance" and on the saved money we buy and sustain a whole car park - which was recommended by the Rolls-Royce Motor Cars Company because of its prestige... This would be very, very healthy...

I suggest that my family members - voluntarily - collect half of the price of the cars and their sustainment and I pay the other half... This would be an old tradition of citizen families...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Populism - April 27th 2026

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Why are populist politicians controversial? Here you have a couple of ideas:

• a populist politician is loved by many people
• the country develops, prospers and flourishes under him or her

BUT

• he or she suppresses others
• he or she can't solve any problems

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Spring/Summer 2026

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Humans have much less body hair than any other mammals... Thus the muscles of men are much more visible - which triggers more homosexuality than any other mammals practice... Women have hardly any body hair either - I guess this is meant to counterbalance their intelligence...

Instead of body hair humans wear clothes that you can take off if you want to... This is not there in nature, this is supernatural...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team