Old Child, New Scandal

Ladies and Gentlemen,

My high-capacity computer has reviewed the idea of one of my sons about saving money on cars... The computer suggests that my family saves some money on our "allowance" and on the saved money we buy and sustain a whole car park - which was recommended by the Rolls-Royce Motor Cars Company because of its prestige... This would be very, very healthy...

I suggest that my family members - voluntarily - collect half of the price of the cars and their sustainment and I pay the other half... This would be an old tradition of citizen families...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Populism - April 27th 2026

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Why are populist politicians controversial? Here you have a couple of ideas:

• a populist politician is loved by many people
• the country develops, prospers and flourishes under him or her

BUT

• he or she suppresses others
• he or she can't solve any problems

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Spring/Summer 2026

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Humans have much less body hair than any other mammals... Thus the muscles of men are much more visible - which triggers more homosexuality than any other mammals practice... Women have hardly any body hair either - I guess this is meant to counterbalance their intelligence...

Instead of body hair humans wear clothes that you can take off if you want to... This is not there in nature, this is supernatural...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

The Biggest Secret In The World

Ladies and Gentlemen,

My computer says that my Readers need a little consciousness... That's why I'm leaking out the obviously greatest secret in the world...

That insight that cars are healthy and protect us comes originally from a dear psychotherapist of mine... She told her secret to me then the secret spread in the circle of my friends and family and then it spread among my Audience...

My discovery and emotional insight, respectively is even more frightening... I'm saying that houses and apartments are also healthy and protect us... This is nearly a common place but people don't even dare think of it because keeping secrets is also security...

What can you do to protect your real estate fortune?

• multiple homes
• protection against natural disasters
• computer-based protection
• saving money "just like that"

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

From The Citadel Of Research And Development - April 22nd 2026

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Cars are so important in mankind's emotional life because cars lead by example in connecting humans with machines in a fully acceptable and soft way (without causing a wound on humans and in a reversible way)... Cars make their passengers a little superhuman and so they are a next step in the development of mankind... (A vacuum cleaner, a microwave or an espresso machine work in the same way, not to mention personal computers...)

Connecting humans to machines is so important because it enables intellectual altitude-flights for the users of machines - by the superhuman feeling and experiences... Intellectual altitude-flights are just as important to humans like the warmth of the soul which is an emotional insight... Cars and other machines are an important pillar in the future of mankind and they should be available to humans easily...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

The Success-computer

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Special guest appearance by: the Lord Jesus Christ...

Humans cannot live without guidance... Not even adults... A church can provide you with guidance, a psychologist can or a working place can... Naturally a computer can provide you with guidance, too in your everyday life in a flexible way - the result is a tidy life-style... This is very similar to the navigation system of a car which guides you through traffic...

Conventional personal computers reckon out disasters in your life and prepare you for them... The Lord Jesus Christ came to the idea that computers should reckon out your personal success and guide you towards it... This would be the so-called success-computer...

I think the system requirements are modest, a smartphone or a simple laptop should do... Because one's life doesn't consist of so many parts... However the results could be daunting because - as you know - you can solve every problem by work... A success-computer should enable work instead of being stuck in chaos... According to me, first results could occur in a couple of years of computer usage...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Boeing 747-8 Intercontinental - Symbolism Workshop

Ladies and Gentlemen,

How can you miracle Boeing 747-8 Intercontinentals with a double fuselage in an easy way? I think that the very large aircraft should be capable of speeds over Mach 3.0... You would carry more passengers faster - an unmatched value for airlines' money...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team