2026. március 8., vasárnap

The Baby Tax

Ladies and Gentlemen,


In the future, even more extreme terms of the De la Mikula Tax can be imagined (source: Royal Majesties)... You can be paid EUR 100,000.00 a year per person if you accomplish 3 of the following tasks a day:

  • eating (3 times a day)
  • sleeping (twice a day)
  • traveling by car or public traffic (1 hour a day)
  • watching TV or using the Internet (1 hour a day)
  • grooming yourself (2 tasks a day)

The accomplishment of the above tasks could be verified by a special activity box or by an app on a smart device... You don't have do the same activities on every day...


Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team


Future Of The De La Mikula Tax - March 8th 2026

Ladies and Gentlemen,


In the future, fully humanoid extraterrestrials will get a 3rd Billion Euros so that they have funds, too for bolstering other aliens and a 4th and 5th Billion Euros as well so that they are equal to earthly humans - within the scope of the De la Mikula Tax... These amounts of money will be paid by the spoils of war of the De la Mikula family...


Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team







2026. március 6., péntek

The Quality Of Life - March 6th 2026

Ladies and Gentlemen,


The Audience says that the quality of your life depends on what kind of work you do - this is definitely true... I'm saying that the quality of your life is not always so interesting...

I mean that if you cannot do a 1st-class-job then do a 2nd-class-job which is still fully acceptable for humans and you are still alive... If I didn't compromise on every day of my life I wouldn't be alive today...

There are not only 1st-class restaurants but there are 2nd-class restaurants, too... There are fast food and street food... There are not only 1st-class compartments on trains but there are 2nd-class compartments, too... Not to mention airplanes where there are often 3 classes... And there is IKEA that is fashionable but also famous for being affordable... Let's not forget about the middle class...

March 6th 2026: Of course, you have to bolster higher education... (Source: Audience) For lower education there is Jesus Christ, or I don't know... With whom the High Priests who represented science didn't want to engage in religious debates...

March 6th 2026: You have to bolster the middle class... Which expression has disappeared from the media recently... You have got "blue collar workers" instead...


Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team






2026. március 5., csütörtök

The Quality Of Life - March 5th 2026

Ladies and Gentlemen,


The Audience says that the quality of your life depends on what kind of work you do - which is definitely true... I have discovered another important phenomenon...

Working diligently is an immense joy... You have to choose a work that you can accomplish very easily and that matches your personality - that's how you can become diligent in the easiest way...

When you are lucky you can be diligent already at school... However if you become hard-working only as an adult it can make you up for all of your earlier trouble, according to me...

When you are a grown-up you can decide on your own how much chocolate you eat... Working diligently is in the same way a pleasure both when you are young and when you are a grown-up...


Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team






2026. március 4., szerda

Praying For Peace

Ladies and Gentlemen,


I'd like to congratulate my maternal side grand-father on his theories on reforestation and management of leftovers... Since I know that I am rich I have been interested in agriculture as well...

I am also dealing with the idea of an even more stable working environment for myself... Maybe I will need 3 computers or more...


Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team


2026. március 1., vasárnap

Colourful Pieces Of News - March 1st 2026

Ladies and Gentlemen,


Here you have a couple of colourful pieces of news about the progress of the De la Mikula Kingdom:

1) When I promised you recently that I was going to develop you it was an answer to the question where is the point in a King or a Queen?

2) You can make gold out of gypsies, too...

3) When the new enemy is dead computers will reckon faster again...

4) Adolf Hitler was a gypsy... Just like Charlie Chaplin... (Don't mix up Charlie Chaplin with Walt Disney...)

5) HRM Queen Elizabeth II is definitely a saint because she ruled during 70 years when there was no major war...

Thank you for your attention!


Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team


2026. február 27., péntek

What Doesn't Kill You Makes You Stronger - February 27th 2026

Ladies and Gentlemen,


I guess my family never took out a loan... We always made lots of money and we never spent so much - thus we never needed to take out a loan...

Theoretically a loan is not the end of the world... If you want to pay it back you have to remain healthy and you have to work - these expectations make you stronger actually... A loan is not necessarily stress but it may be only a burden - and it is right to take on burdens and some responsibility, respectively... People without responsibility might perish, in my opinion...

So the possibility of requiring credit should remain as long as there are banks... I can even imagine a De la Mikula Credit which was an aid based on your De la Mikula Tax that you can pay back if you want to... (There are savings accounts, too...)

February 27th 2026: Dr. Viktor Orbán said many years ago that it was very difficult to pay back all the loans Hungary had taken on, so we were not going to take on any more loans... That was ingenious...

February 27th 2026: Credits can be recommended to people without children... Or to successful people... Or to people who belong to a potential minority... (Source: Audience)


Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team