New Concepts On The Stock Exchange

Ladies and Gentlemen,

I would like to tell you a secret: I like eBay... To tell you the truth I love eBay - trading must be exciting to me... I also like the stock exchange... Hereby I would like to announce that I offer 1-2% of the shares of my PLCs for trading on the stock exchange... In connection with this offer I would like to suggest a couple of new concepts for the stock market:

Limited investment: One person can only invest maximally EUR 10,000,000.00... So that stocks are available to many...

Price reset: The price of shares is reset every 100 years to the emission value... Naturally you can keep the shares that you bought but their price is reset to the emission value... You would like to avoid infinitely high prices which would make shares less available... This rule aims for easing the trade with stocks...

Public debt: When the price of stocks is reset to the emission price, the value over the emission price could be also eliminated... Instead of this I suggest that the owners of the stocks receive the value over the emission price as a so called "public debt" - because they protected the interests of the King by trading stocks...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

De La Mikula Historical Pension

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Historical personalities (scientists, artists, soldiers or politicians) can receive a special pension based on their De la Mikula Taxes and the State Debt, respectively... This special pension reaches from EUR 300,000.00 to EUR 3,000,000.00 a year... Except these historical personalities are members of the De la Mikula family because members of the De la Mikula family can live in the pieces of real estate of the De la Mikula family and receive the so called Chart...

In the picture: statue of Socrates...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

The Habsburg's

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Very difficult tasks are solved in 2 stages... My moving to the West is a very difficult task, too therefore the military wants to solve it in 2 stages...

During the life of the De la Mikula family we often receive help from the Habsburg family... The Habsburg's are the oldest family of intellectuals on Earth... The Habsburg's are employees of the De la Mikula family - especially in the area of science - but the Habsburg's are also our relatives... One of my great-grandfathers is a Habsburg... The Habsburg's have the following recipe of success:

• You have to be kind-hearted...
• You have to compromise...

The Habsburg's are not extremely rich, they are "only" Millionaires... Some Habsburg's are Africans (source: Audience)... Maria Magdalena is a Habsburg, too...

Thank you for your understanding!

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

A Feast For The Eyes

Ladies and Gentlemen,

I admire Madonna for her beauty... "Beauty is there where intelligence shines through..."

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Set Table

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Whoever worked in a kitchen already knows that cooking goes like follows:

a) preparing and cooking or baking the food: 2 hours

b) eating: 15 minutes (a very short pleasure)

c) washing-up: 30 minutes...

If you also consider the food that you buy ready in the supermarket, street-food and restaurants you can roughly say that half of our life revolves around eating... It may somewhat sooth you that cats spend 70% of their lives with sleeping - and they are right...

A piece of food must look good... A piece of food must smell good... And a piece of food must taste good... Only if your meal fulfils all of these conditions you can swallow it... (This is for sure a way to avoid poisoning...) So why do we make such a big fuss from eating?

My answer is that when you eat or drink you know that your food comes from God... All the hanky-panky about eating is necessary because human food comes from God... That is why there is so much energy in it for example... I also think that becoming human starts with your food and discovering God behind it...

Jesus Christ might think the same...

What is the sense of a wild swine? Nearly only to be eaten...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Fuel Briquettes

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Unlike the AdBlue additive of the Blue Efficiency technology of Mercedes-Benz, fuel briquettes weren't used in cars but they were burned in coal stoves in buildings... For example in weekend houses far away from the infrastructure of cities... With or without AdBlue...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Laws You Love

Ladies and Gentlemen,

The development of new cars is also necessary because new vehicles must answer to new laws and requirements... New laws are based on what we have learned about the world newly and spread this knowledge in our everyday life... This is how laws contribute to better vehicles and in general to a better life...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team