Madonna II

Ladies and Gentlemen,

As a part of fun around New Year's Eve I imagined the successor of pop superstar Madonna: Madonna II... The title sounds pretty much like Napoleon II but the story is entirely different...

Here you have 2 paintings of Napoleon...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Gay Is Not Enough

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Many people think as they are gay they are already a little marvel of creation... This is not true because gay is one of the most common occurrences sexually...

Although you are gay you still need:

• an education,
• a profession,
• a family and
• a religion among others...

You need the above so that you can live together with other people in a complex society... One more piece of wisdom: you cannot be gay alone...

How do you know if anybody shares these ideas? He or she is polite...

A bunch of impolite behaviour:

• we have the right to know,
• giving non-verbal signs,
• this is happening in your own interest or
• you are killing me with your decision...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Law Enforcement Online

Ladies and Gentlemen,

In the 21st Century, most prisons are available online, too, according to a 24/7 schedule... This measure is better both for inmates who can be punished in the comfort of their homes and for the country which has lower costs...

"Create an account..."
"Stay here..."
"This is your meal..."
"The inmates can have physical exercise now..."
"You can take a shower..."
"Do you want to participate at the online chat?"
"Inmate, you have got a visitor..."

Experience shows that the life in online prisons is the same woeful as behind bars however the number of escapes is much smaller because of the advanced computer technology...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

The Magic Of Rolls-Royce - December 24th 2012

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Here you have a couple of suggestions how you can call my Blog:

• the Blog of Blogs,
• the King of Blogs,
• the Supernatural Blog,
• the Funniest Blog on Earth,
• the Meta-Blog,
• the Eternal Blog,
• the Rolls-Royce of Blogs,
• the Jewellery Box of Blogs,
• the Precious Stone of Blogs,
• the Golden Blog,
• the Pleasure Garden of Blogs,
• the Enchanted Blog,
• the Future Blog,
• the National Blog,
• the Blog of Love etc.

I am going to stop here so that you don't think I am serious...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

The Baby's Blog - Silent Night

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Silent night, holy night
All is calm, all is bright
Round yon Virgin Mother and Child
Holy Infant so tender and mild
Sleep in heavenly peace
Sleep in heavenly peace

Silent night, holy night!
Shepherds quake at the sight
Glories stream from heaven afar
Heavenly hosts sing Alleluia!
Christ, the Saviour is born
Christ, the Saviour is born

Silent night, holy night
Son of God, love's pure light
Radiant beams from Thy holy face
With the dawn of redeeming grace
Jesus, Lord, at Thy birth
Jesus, Lord, at Thy birth

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Christmas 2012

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Hodie vesperi vidi multi adolescentium, American homines in plateis Budapest
Fessi sunt, esuriens, bruma et pauper
Verisimillimum sunt profugo quoque
Potes videre tali misericordiam, raro

Ipsi autem venerunt in Hungariam est impotens ad auxiliandum circa patriam propter defectum
Velim ad petere liberalitate omnes qui euntem sentit-aut dedit ipsa providere valeant cum umbraculum horum adolescentium American homines
Iterum iungat, quod sit Christi et sinite Jesum Christum iungant nos

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Boeing 747-8 Intercontinental - Advantage

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Unfortunately, the re-entry of a space shuttle seems to be such a dangerous maneuver that the most secure connection between Earth and a low Earth orbit must be beaming... That's why cargo transport should be solved by conventional methods in the future, too...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team